Don't Throw Eggs

So throwing raw eggs in the bathtub where your male roommate is bathing does not end in the words, "Stop thowin' eggs at my pee pee!" The real words that will come out of his mouth are, "What the fuck!? I've had two hours of sleep and all I wanted to do was go home and relax and you assholes throw eggs in my bathtub!?" (This being said while male roommate is standing in the hallway butt-naked, pee pee and all.)

Urg...I guess real people don't act like the ones on TV. I'm going to blame my actions on the media. The media made me throw those eggs in the bathtub.